$369,000

205 81ST AVENUE NE, St Petersburg, FL 33702

  • 3 beds |
  • 2 baths |
  • 1,427 sqft
  • Property Icon Single-Family Home
  • Property Year Built Icon Built in 1962
  • Property Lot Size Icon0.33acre lot
  • Property Parking Icon 6 car garage
  • Property Price Per Square Feet Icon $259/sqft
  • Property List Date Icon Listed 8 months ago

Property Description

** SELLER SAYS "MAKE AN OFFER"! ** Hey, you. Yes, YOU. I see you scrolling past me. Again. And honestly? I’m offended. Do you even realize what you’re looking at? I’m a DOUBLE LOT. That’s right—twice the size, twice the opportunity, and yet… here I sit. Waiting. Watching lesser properties get scooped up while I, a rare gem in Riviera Bay, go unnoticed. Let’s talk facts: 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, and a SIX-CAR GARAGE. That’s not a typo. Six. Cars. You could store a fleet, run a workshop, or finally open that secret lair you’ve been dreaming about. Yes, I took in a little water. But I’ve been remediated and I’M READY—just waiting for someone with vision (and good taste, honestly) to bring me back to life. A double lot. That means you could build one massive dream home with a yard big enough for a pool, a garden, and probably a small theme park. Or, be a genius and split me into two lots—build two homes, sell one, keep one. Smart. Very smart. Need more proof I’m a steal? A single lot just one street over sold for $225,000. And I’m TWO LOTS. Do the math, people! And let’s not forget—I’m in Riviera Bay! The best neighborhood in the world (not just my opinion, it’s fact). We’ve got: A community boat ramp (because waterfront living is a must). The magical Christmas Eve Boat Parade (trust me, it’s legendary). Golf cart parades (because walking is overrated). ???? American flags lining the streets for every patriotic holiday (it’s like a Norman Rockwell painting in real life). So tell me, what are you waiting for? Buy me. Build me. Fix me. Flip me. JUST DO SOMETHING. But whatever you do, don’t miss this chance. Because once I’m gone, I’m gone. Call today. Before I start taking this personally.

Listing Status:
Active
Date Added:
November 25, 2024 at 06:00AM
Listing Office:
COLDWELL BANKER REALTY : 727-822-9111
Listing Agent:
Brad Bess : 727-324-3077
MLS ID:
TB8324747
  • General: Ninguno
  • Appliances: None
  • Laundry: In Garage
  • Flooring: Concrete
  • A/C: None
  • Heating: None

This listing courtesy of Brad Bess, COLDWELL BANKER REALTY

Monthly Payment

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  • Property Taxes $
  • Home Insurance $
  • VA Funding Fee $

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Location

Schools Nearby

L

Lynch Elementary

1901 71st Ave N, Saint Petersburg, FL, 33702

Grades PK-5

1.72 miles away

M

Meadowlawn Middle School

6050 16th St N, Saint Petersburg, FL, 33703

Grades 6-8

1.95 miles away

N

Northeast High School

5500 16th St N, Saint Petersburg, FL, 33703

Grades 9-12

2.21 miles away

Disclaimer: School and School District information courtesy of the National Center for Education Statistics (NCES). School boundaries may change. Proximity to listed schools does not guarantee enrollment eligibility. Contact the school district for more information and exact boundaries.

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